1. snuffysbox:

    oh my fucking god im dying

    okay so like, I drew this picture about 3 years back and since it was fairly popular on DA I got curious and did a reverse image search on it

    turns out this liberal democrat councillor dude used it in an article about people claiming credit for his work. like, dude. are you serious? You literally used my pic without crediting me for a topic about not getting credit. You’re a fucking moron, sir. 

    As if that wasn’t enough, some dude on bubblews also used it for a blurb about piggyback rides and get this: he sourced it back to the liberal democrat councillor dude I just mentioned. wtf. 

    I encourage everyone to leave displeased (NOT HARASSING!) comments on those two links calling for the posters to give proper credit to my friend.

     

  2. tumblgarden:

    PERTURBATOR ANIMATED!!

    This is very weird and pretty cool. 

    (via swegener)

     
     

  3. sexymonstersupercreep:

    castromarketsfca:

    Joseph Simons

    welp.

    I’m reblogging this for anatomy reference - you all decide why you want to reblog it on your own. 

    (via nevertoomanyspiders)

     

  4. nsfwhumor:

    Edible Sex Toy Taste Test

     
     

  5. blizooka:

    ohnoraptors:

    CHOKES

    CHOKES ON PANCAKE

    CHOKES ON AIR

    A MIGHTY NEED

    A MIGHTY!@!! BNEED DFGJHSDGJLFdasfgadfgasdf

    Problem is there is literally no way to explain to a visitor that no it’s actually an anime about strong women taking control of their own destinies it’s not—- no wait! Yes I know what it looks like but— no, come back. LET ME EXPLAIN THE TITS TO YOU

    (via zerglinator)

     


  6. angel-xx-1:

    microfibrils:

    rockylikeapuma:

    microfibrils:

    on ur period likeimage

    Don’t ovary-react

    get off my text post

    oh bloody hell

    (via batlesbo)

     

  7. dapperfucker:

    best of “she wears short skirts”

    (via nekomcevil)

     


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    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
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    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
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  8. coelasquid:

    People do this to me so often I have to wonder if smoking is a habit like nail biting where the person is not consciously aware that a cigarette is moving toward their face and being lit.

     

  9. rate-my-reptile:

    :

    1. Poppy being told a joke.
    2. Thinking about it.
    3. Poppy gets it!

    That ars a funey meem with the Feelsman and his Troll! have counter jok for you. Whom do got when cross a crossoword with a Dictinary? (you Do not know) knock knock!!! (whos there) nos ee because. both on papper and is made of wood, knickkock on wood! Bom, good luck! 9.559/10 HA thatr a jorc is i get   IT

    (via iguanamouth)